... if your name is:
Shannon, just for you, I chose an awesome shirt in bright blue, size XL so you and Dear Husband can share it.
Not only did I resist the urge to buy a pink and brown girly version (you're welcome, Matt), but since I know you both pack heat, I made sure firearms were featured prominently. The shirt says, "Cowboy Militia — Compete to Defeat". They had some cool girly variations, (Cowgirl Militia), but they were cut so small, it was laughable. Doesn't the younger generation have boobs?
Every girl deserves a bit-o-bling, so there's this:
Email me your snail-mail address, and I'll get your goodies on their way.
Congratulations and thanks, everyone, for playing. We'll do it again for my 400th post.